: : YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRADY FAN IF... : :

• You find yourself singing the Brady Bunch theme: "Here's the story, of a man named Brady..."
• You want one of those old grandpa hats like Tom does.
• You yell "nice hat!" at someone who actually does own one of those old grandpa hats.
• Your family knows who "Tom" is; they don't have to hear the last name to know who you're talking about.
• You have every game he's played in this season on tape.
• You have every newspaper from the playoffs in a huge stack in your room.
• You were mad at ESPN because they didn't cover enough of the Patriots until the playoffs.
• You were mad at Sports Illustrated because the article they ran on Tom was too short.
• You laugh every time you see the E! True Hollywood Story on TV.
• You cried when Tom hurt his ankle in the Patriots/Steelers game.
• The number 12 almost immediately became your new favorite number.
• You instantly became a Wolverine fan (if you weren't one before).
• You wince when Tom gets sacked.
• You notice when Tom gets his hair cut.
• Your number one search term on Google is "Tom Brady."
• You spend hours re-watching taped games.
• You find yourself wishing there really was a restaurant called "Tom Brady's Falafel City."

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